Fun Facts - Dunno if they are all true..

  • If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to hit one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it)

  • If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that’s more like it)

  • The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

(Do the doctors know that?)

  • A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(Next time somebody calls you a pig, tell em’ why you are a pig” )

  • A cockroach will live nine days without it’s head before it’s starve to death.

(No wonder the Dinosaurs got extinct and cockroaches still live in your basement)

  • Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Did you say you pay for the GYM? Well, now you know what to do)

  • The male praying Mantis cannot copulate while it’s head is attached to it’s body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male’s heads off.

(What a f****ing Bitch)

  • The flea can jump 350 times it’s body length. It’s like a human jumping the length of a football field.

(That means the flea on your dog’s coat might be on you.)

  • The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(Wonder what they do with their tongue)

  • Some lions mate 50 times a day.

(Lucky!)

  • Butterflies taste with their feet.

(At least they don’t eat their toe nails like some people do)

  • The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(I am going to try and lift an apple. Hold on! there is more we can do with that muscle)

  • A cat’s urine glow under a black light.

(I know something else that glows under a back light)

  • Elephants are the only animals that can’t jump.

(That’s a good thing)

  • Humans and Dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What do you want to be in next life? A pig, a lion or a dolphin?)

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