* Project Manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.
* Developer is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.
* Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
* Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.
* Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
* Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; They'll produce a child with zero resources.
* Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.
* Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.
* Tester is a person who always tells that this is not the right baby.